FOGGY, FUZZY, FLAKY PEOPLE
Use March to get real about a situation or person which is so lacking in any kind of real-world reality that it fogs up your eyeballs every time you look at a photo.
This person is your former, current or potential lover. If you put more energy into hating than loving, then your old arch-enemy will be the foggy, fuzzy, flakey individual. Finally, there are professional partners. Also at the heart of the F.F.F trend. How do I describe this best to you? It’s like swimming underwater in a pool with too much chlorine, when somebody in heaven drops a gigantic fizzing Alka Seltzer in the water. That’s about your level of visibility about this man or woman, at the moment.
See, they’re channelling Neptune. So they blur the picture just by being alive. Their very presence literally creates the fuzzy fog. The foggy fuzz.
Biggest tip – don’t do anything major or new about this person. Your ruler Mercury is off the wall at the moment and he won’t be back on the wall until 6th April. You can think about him or her. You can talk about the issue, to the mirror. You can play verbal ping-pong about it with a friend who knows you’re not actually going to DO anything. But don’t commit until Mercury’s in a safe place, early next month. I wrote about the Mercury Retrograde cycle a few months back at The Astrology Show on my website if you need more details. A lot of astrologers still get it wrong. Don’t get caught.
What happens when you have a stellium, including Neptune, in your Seventh House? You fall in love with a person who is in a cult, who doesn’t actually shag, but inspires sexual fantasies in you and other women too. Or you fall in love with a person who is so forgetful and vague that you can see yourself in old age, prompting him with flash cards.
How about this? You attract a stoner who lies about still getting stoned. Or you end up in a bitter fight with a jealous, sneaky, creepy person (or corporation) which would not stoop at phone-hacking. Even.
I am choosing a random sample of stuff that can happen when Neptune hooks up in a crappy spot in your horoscope. Because the risk is there and I don’t want you to take it.
This person is an escape. Even a bitter feud can be an escape. Why do you think you pour so much mental energy into this? Because it’s not real. Thus it is like a holiday from the real world. A spa and a pool in one package.
Funny how hating can be a way out of reality, just as blissful as a dip in the ocean. And how utterly predictable that love should also be your spa. Or even a professional partnership that feels like a marriage.
Don’t be caught by the New Moon near Monday 11th. That might seem like it’s a big green light for something new to happen, but it’s a big, fat trick. Unless you want to do something major then have it go backwards and forwards for around another month!
Getting clear and sharp about why this person exists (love them or hate them) is a smart use of your month. For a sign as smart as you, that’s an essential, not a choice.
THE CASH REVOLUTION – USE EGGS
The real cash revolution comes when you use eggs, not money. And some Virgo people have already dropped out of banking madness to the point where the chickens are in the bathroom with the shower-cap on, using the Chanel.
Your own version of a revolution started 2-3 years ago. You are fighting fire with fire, in a way. And that’s good. Because your money, property, charity or business world totally turned upside-down (around the same time Wall Street started shaking) you were left with ground zero to build with. Thus, new ideas came in. And you invented a few too.
So far you’ve followed your instincts and what you’ve come up with is a radically new way of saving or earning – or spending. Some people get it, some don’t. That’s their problem. You’ve got better things to do than try and keep it nice with people who are too dim to understand the need for drastic change on the planet.
This is at the core of everything. So it goes beyond the bank or the mortgage, or the shopping thing. It’s about who and what you value most. What you will and adamantly will not sell out for. March is the month to live your truth with this. You’ll probably even slightly shock yourself, when you take time out to realise what you’re doing. But that’s a good thing. And trust me – you will never have the particularly shite experience you had when Saturn was also in your cash zone, through 2011 and most of 2012.
HIGHER AND HIGHER
You can and will get more from your ambitions, no matter if you want a bigger career or a much hipper social life – near the days when Jupiter is active in your horoscope. Even if a situation stalls for a while, that’s fine. Consider this as success in the bank. Waiting to be credited to your popularity, glamour, fame, ambition or prestige account.
Pick up the rolling success snowball near the 4th, 10th, 24th, 27th, 29th, 30th, 31st.
This cycle ends in June so you don’t have long to go. Some Virgo people have already nailed the relaunch or big high-five achievement. If so, there’s more. What? Yes, more.
Keep the focus. If you need to hard-tackle yourself on your own fear of success then do that, because if something or someone is stopping you from flying higher, then it’s time to look at that. Jupiter is a problem-solver. He was the father of a healer (Apollo) and the grandfather of the most powerful healer Rome ever knew (Aesculapius).
Go higher or start healing your issues with being fabulous. This is your success so have it on a plate and ask for seconds.