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Keep your feet on the ground now. The New Moon is in the grounded earth sign of Virgo in your zone of wellbeing. The health, lifestyle or medical options which float past you may motivate you now. You’ll want to start again with a person who practices/follows a particular regime or solution. Go in with your eyes open, check the facts, read the statistics and scan the testimonials. This is particularly true if you find yourself with a long-term goal (mid-2027 to mid-2028) with a particular treatment, health professional or lifestyle choice. Of course, get second and third opinions – no matter if this is surgery, flab jabs or health insurance.
This cycle is also about your part-time or full-time job and if you aren’t in the workforce, it’s about your duties at home or all you do on a daily basis. Once again, if it has long-term outcomes with the potential for something great from mid-2027, you are in the right place at the right time. The Jupiter Effect.
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Venus in Scorpio is here. Stand back from this double act you are participating in. Is it working well? Are you both learning? Do others agree that you’re spinning wonders and magic? If so, great. But if a certain someone is now complicating your life and your sense of balance to the point where it’s clear he or she has no idea about simple relating, you need to break the situation up a little – especially if life has become too Eastenders 1985 doof doof or too Bizet. If you’re hearing the characteristic, a person who is intricately involved with her own family or love life may appear. Or you hit a phase when Venus is in the house with your other half (or the other side in a conflict). This is the stuff of which Fleetwood Mac albums are made, but do you actually want that on the record player? If you are single, remember that Venus comes with a mirror and is always gazing at the reflection.
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The Fifth House (where Mercury in Libra now lands) rules your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend and dating. It also rules your children and other people’s children too. You may now find yourself negotiating the story with any of these people or discover that they have news for you. Mercury in your solar Fifth House will only change your life if you have a Leo stellium. If you do, then big wheels are turning for a decision which will help you enormously by 2027. Whatever your chart looks like, this week is about articulating what you feel sexually or emotionally about the marriage, affair, partnership and online relationship. How can two people relate with no words? Well, they can’t. How can a parent and child connect so fully in silence? Again, they just can’t. Not with you anyway. Time to talk!
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The first issue at work, university or with your unpaid role is that one person in the relationship appears to have lost their personality, their identity and their separateness to the point where they’ve lost touch with reality. The second problem is that this rather confused and confusing relationship is encouraging both of you to break or bend the boundaries in some way. This escape from what is capital R Real is not respecting any sensible containment at all in actual fact. The process of simplifying your life must necessarily begin with self-knowledge. If you’ve lost yourself in someone or something else, it’s because you have no idea who you are. Of course, I could be describing your colleague, employer, client, professor, fellow student and so on. Alcohol or drugs don’t help.
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Foreigners at home or abroad are part of a zero boundaries muddle at the moment. If the other person is in the space rather like a fish in an aquarium, gently let them know that they must find their own sense of self, their own territory and their own direction in life. Perhaps, not gently if you have to be firm. If the rather Neptunian person in the situation continually infiltrates your life to the point where everything gets messy (online or in the real world), you will need to draw the line. You are not them. They are not you. The sooner they realise this; the smoother life will be. No matter if the issue now comes with a different language, accent or pin on the map, there’s a randomness to it which is borderline shambolic. Boundaries with a capital B works.
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Into the Second House of personal income comes Mercury with all his news and paperwork. Meanwhile, the Eighth House of your horoscope is loaded as it covers money, business, property and possessions which depend on the involvement of other people. The Eighth House is basically about in-depth, complex financial matters. It’s also about in-depth, complex aspects of human existence like death, dying and sex. Marriage and mutual business and tax deductions? A parent’s legacy? Your own children? What we have here is a waiting game until 2028 which you may know about already. You can be quite limited and restricted with financial, business or property matters now. No wonder you are lured by people or plans which allow you to escape reality on some level. You have such thick blinkers on that you are unlikely to see the numbers without distortion right now. So, get external advice and get as many opinions as you need.
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Work out where a duet or partnership of any sort is taking you! If you are both wandering into territory which is muddled and baffling, you know what NOT to do. And even if the most that happens is just a vague sense of confusion or a touch of chaos, do you really need it in your life? Neptune often leads people into situations where there is no respect for boundaries and no concept of what is realistic, practical or even possible. When cornered, both concerned get a baffled look on their face as if they have no idea about anything. Don’t be that baffled person. And on no account, let anyone who is dazed, confused, drunk, drugged or unhealthily co-dependent become involved in your love life with these transits unless you actually like waking up next to Patrick Star from SpongeBob Square Pants. Without pants.
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Once again, a reality check about your health, fitness, mental health or lifestyle is required. You will be drawn into situations which are not remotely real on any level. The ideals, the dreams, the fantasises, the illusions and the enchantments will be the only tangible thing you experience. And, perhaps, that’s an escape you require. But, perhaps, it’s not. Are you so out of touch with what’s really going on that you’ve invited food, drink or pharmaceutical chaos into your life? When it comes to the delicate subject of your wellbeing, you need super-awareness at this time. When people do not know who they are, they lose themselves in someone else or even in a whole alternative reality. Are you that person now? Or is your doctor, homeopath or therapist? Nobody is going to want ordinary, normal life now. But as always with Neptune, ask yourself where all this is getting you.
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Jupiter in the Ninth House continues to be the gift that goes on giving. The Ninth House covers experiences, places and people which expand your horizons. Travel is first on the list along with emigration and relocation (usually to places which represent an opportunity of some kind). The Ninth House is about the foreigner at home or work as well as export to a different country. It is very much about international students or professors from abroad as well as publishing in translation and the worldwide web in translation too. Your luck holds. Let’s start there. While this cycle operates, you will become lured by one place (possibly more) which offers you something special you can expand so easily with. It may be a part of the overseas, multicultural or globalisation agenda which has reached into your home or working life. Turn over two issues in your mind. The first one is journeys on every level and the second is a permanent change of scenery.
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A New Moon in your zone of foreigners and foreign countries means a new beginning. What starts now could be huge from mid-2027. You may also become attached to a person from another country, culture or background at home at this time. A man or woman who has a different passport, accent or cultural background to your own may become a signpost to later expansion of your luck, your world or your known map which is delightful or potentially life changing. It all starts next year when Jupiter enters Virgo. If you get tempted by Tibetan Buddhism and you give up the Northern Line to walk to a meditation class or you take up voluntary work in a Nepalese orphanage, then I doubt there is much difference symbolically. If, however, your fascination with an Indian guru has just led you to sell your home and go the full vegetarian cult member, you may be jumping the gun as well as missing the meat pies. The really big luck abroad or with foreigners can’t really start peaking until August/September 2027.
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Mercury is in your Ninth House at last. Start talking. Education, academia, foreign knowledge and study are Ninth House issues. The message is similar. You’ll be drawn towards people and ideas which make the world seem like a far bigger, more fascinating and more connected place now. But where is it taking you? Think about the time and money angle, then look at the end results of this longing for more knowledge. Is all this fitting in with the rest of your life?
Publishing and its modern variants (like websites) are also part of this cycle. A person or idea which is your passport to a bigger audience now shows up. If you have a stellium in Sagittarius, you’ll start planning a trip now or welcoming a foreigner later.
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Jupiter in Leo in your zone of workload encourages you to use your position, your role or your career to bring about your most ‘impossible’ expansion by 2027. Can it cause overgrowth? Of course, it can. But let’s start with what’s good about this cycle! Jupiter is about problem solving no matter how far back it goes. Jupiter is then at its highest level about whopping empire-building. Particularly in relation to your job, your role, your mission or your ambitions. It can be paid, unpaid or purely academic. With care, you can take us all higher. If you have a Virgo stellium, you can double that message. In general, those in your chosen field or at home are likely to have Virgo New Moon triggers now, so their fresh start carries you along.
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