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March 21 - April 19
People who are older, wiser and have been there before you in terms of your reputation, title or appearance will be excellent sources of advice now. Against this background, though, you must make the best judgements you can given the test of patience involved. It may be your ID. It may be your Google listing. Your face. Those who have been there before you can help. Hit books, courses and whatever you must to check that your waiting game is worth it. Saturn in Aries is long haul. A strategy is required.
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April 20 - May 20
The realities of having other people (or organisations) so unpredictably and erratically involved in your own financial or property situation is that, sooner or later, you’re going to have to accept that freedom costs on some level. This is evident from late April 2026. Deals, contracts, binding obligations, legal requirements and casual agreements all add up to the same thing – a big reality check about The New Normal. And that is life on its side. I am writing this in advance, but it looks as though the plug is pulled on something in late April into May. Cryptocurrency? The Doneconomy? You can never predict the predictably unpredictable with Uranus, but box clever and leave room.
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May 21 - June 20
You can enter profitable new financial, business or property arrangements over the next couple of months with Jupiter in Cancer. You hope these will take care of your highest hopes. But do your homework for the biggest gains. What’s the track record of these schemes or plans? And is the price you’re about to pay for them (financially or in terms of work, energy or effort) worth it? It may be that you’re about to patiently construct a watertight financial, business or property world for yourself. The older, richer, more experienced and more thoughtful someone is, the more you need to take them out to lunch and ask them all your questions. Who’s been through your situation before, Gemini?
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June 21 - July 22
The more optimistic you are about finance now, the more you will leave yourself wide open to opportunities and solutions from June 30th, 2026. So, be conscious of what you’re doing and expand your horizons. You have certain arrangements with your flatmates about the bond, a family inheritance or your partnership and home, but what does your most visionary alter ego want as a result of that? Of course, money, property and business will up the ante from June with visible results in July and August as there are also big questions about who or what is in control next.
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July 23 - August 22
Remember, each day is split into 24 hours. You should have 8 hours to sleep, 8 hours to work and 8 hours to play. If money, business and property issues have dominated your headspace to the point where you are using up large chunks of time to question the loop or the time-warp of the repetition, you need a new angle. So, learn more, update yourself on the way you see this and work hard at building a proper perspective. In this instance, a proper perspective means one in which you sensibly respect the unavoidable déjà vu but also understand that there is only so much you can do. Change on the inside. You’ll feel happier.
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August 23 - September 22
This end game Uranus in Taurus cycle brings new freedom from/through travel, people from other countries and cultures, education, publishing and the web. In a nutshell, it’s about the decisions you make which you hope will set you free. It covers writing books and website blogs as well as study and journeys overseas. A final break with the past by late April 2026 seems likely. Even so, you can never tell the shape of things to come with Uranus as it tends to bring events out of the blue. Suddenly! A common outcome of this cycle is a new path with or away from someone who has a totally different national or cultural background to you. Virgo, there is nothing (and nobody) so foreign to you that you cannot do some research.
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September 23 - October 22
Educate yourself about how to communicate, how to cope and how to manage the test of patience involving a partner. Update yourself on what’s going to work best. Don’t just bury your head in the sand which can be all too easy when both Neptune and Saturn are in your partnership zone. For the next year or so, you’re going to need a plan. Make it the best one you can find and then stick to it. Libra, do lots of web research. Prepare thoroughly and don’t just throw your partnership in the too hard basket and trust to luck. The experiences ahead will also demand some kind of plan or coping strategy. Base it on advance knowledge.
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October 23 - November 21
Saturn has a test of patience for you with your daily routine, workload and sense of duty. So, do what you must. Gather the facts, address the realities and then dance as hard as you can for as long as you can. Scorpio, older and more experienced people can be very helpful. You cannot change who you are, nor can you change aspects of your course, the job, your unpaid role at home or the state of play with your health if that is getting in the way. Nevertheless, you can create and control your response to all of that. Boringly enough, it’s usually the ‘sensible’ and time-honoured approach that works best. But it’s your choice. Once you’ve asked enough questions, just go with the system that you trust. If I told you the cycle is here until 2028, would a plan alter?
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November 22 - December 21
Publishing could easily touch your world with more luck than you’ve seen in 12 years starting in July 2026. Maybe you already suspect as much. Of course, this now means audiobooks as well as video podcasts and the more traditional world of the printed press. Do ask the experts about AI and other advances which are coming by mid-2027. And when you can’t do that, scan professional organisations or community forums then roll up your sleeves and get on with your best bet – your smartest plan. The same thing applies to any web publishing (even X-Twitter) issue which motivates you now. You probably need to get real about the way things could be in July and August as life looks so much bigger now. So, update yourself, ask advice and then go.
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December 22 - January 19
Quick! Are you about to take a new job as this Uranus in Gemini cycle begins at the end of April 2026? How about by July 2026? Do check the fine print on the contract and arm yourself with as many facts as you can – not only about your employers, but also about the state of your business or industry. You must now inform yourself, educate yourself and update yourself as much as you can about the work that you do or the position you’re about to take. If you don’t, you could be walking into The Great Unknown and The Big Unpredictable. The same advice applies to any new project, special work plan or new role you take up while this new cycle operates. Capricorn, read up as much as you can on what’s in store. Even if it’s a lot of x-factors, you need to know them.
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January 20 - February 18
The more you can live in the real world about the particular kind of internet you’re choosing, the better off you will be. Ask the sign just before yours (which was Capricorn) about this cycle. They had it before you for around two years of their life. What happened? What did they learn? It may have been hackers, privacy, AI or all kinds of realities. At least online, a situation which is hard to avoid, deny or escape comes around that requires patience. Specific people may be making you wait. Or you may be all too aware of the tests of patience with the digital territory you’re stuck with these days. Be clever. You will need to build up some kind of stronghold now as you manage this situation.
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February 19 - March 20
Alternatives with your money or real estate (trying to forget what’s happening or trying to pretend it’s not there) are no alternatives at all. Saturn isn’t keen head-in-the-sand ostriches. It does help us if we work (and work and work) though. And if Plan A isn’t right, use Plan B. And yet, Pisces, there is also an escape from the real world. A holiday from economic truths. A vacation from a waiting game. Juggling all that is complex and you are far more inclined to want the escapism – but do honour the waiting game as well. You must now patiently construct a strategy for yourself with money, business or property which will shore you up to 2028.
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