Wednesday, May 13th, 2026: Saturn in Aries suggests a strategy is required for the long haul with your workload or wellbeing. Think 2026/2027 at least. Another astrological tip – hire as many comedy DVDs as you can and read as many funny books as you can. I like Bill Bryson’s travel books and Alan Carr’s Changing Ends. John Cleese or Monty Python are reliably funny too. It will honestly help to restore your perspective. And the final tip? Check when your Saturn cycle ends in 2028 to the day if you need to. That’s your light at the end of the tunnel. Use it as your deadline, then breathe out. It helps to pace yourself with Saturn as life seems to slow down (almost as if you were operating in slow-motion) when it begins to affect a particular zone of your horoscope. So, take this situation week by week and month by month until your Saturn cycle ends and you can wave goodbye to that particular test. It may be your job (even Bill Gates has a job). It may be your health or mental health. Scorpio, play a long game with a wise plan.
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24 October – 22 November
Scorpions mate in a promenade a deux, when they could cannibalise or sting each other to death. Sexual union for Scorpio is risky, if only because a marriage and mortgage can end in divorce, and ‘til death do us part’ means what it says. At your best, you are the most famously passionate, emotionally involved lover of them all. A keen awareness of finance and property makes you a successful player in business or with charity. Your downside? You can be lethal.
